'What is up' and other great pickup line

Feb 7, 2020 Cock pics???????? 00:21 May 26, 2020 Hey what is up??? 02:43 Aug 1, 2020 Cock pics????? 00:09 Hey what is up? 00:14 Feb 5 Hey sexy cock 19:10 Hmmm. What to do? I mean, the guy's got an extensive repertoire of witty quips just begging for me to unload a gush of "Oh fuck me suck my cock and eat my ass then I'll fuck your cunt so much your balls'll have friction burns you sexy beeest you" Now granted, few here are expecting the next literary genius to dazzle us with scintillating conversation. But sweetheart, if this is a taste of how you hit on some crotch bulge in a bar, chan… Ler mais

Publicado por alode há 3 anos

Oh. You like this. I mean, you REALLY like this.

. . + . . 60,544. 100% As of right now - 27 September 2020 -- 05:45 (+5) GMT, the following performance tenderly named 'Muscular Ball Flexing' has been viewed over 60,000 times and earned a positive rating of 100% by 807 out of 809 . (Not too sure what the 2 negative reactions found repulsive about a stunning cock throbbing and convulsing with the heavy nectar of the cum gods. We'll just chalk those two in under the category of either 'Jealous' or 'Green With Envy'. Philistines.) When I stumbled across this delicate diversion somewhere in the bowels of Smut City, I had the same reaction as 1… Ler mais

Publicado por alode há 3 anos 4

Mental health issues (Saturday morn meth-ing it?)

  A vicious retort from the bowels of West Virginia, where mastery of the English language is an exercise in futility. One Would Think That By Now - Since We're All Adults Here - Even The Dimmest Of Educationally-Challenged Nimrods Would Know That It Is Not Necessary To Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence. This, from a newbie who claims to know: English, Croatian, Czech, Finnish, French, German, Greek, Hungarian, Italian, Nederlands, Norwegian, Polish, Romanian, Russian, Spanish, Swedish and Ukrainian. 17 languages… Ler mais

Publicado por alode há 4 anos 6

YOU'VE BEEN BUSTED!!!

<sigh> I guess I saw it coming but it's still a mystery how some accounts can post obvious DCMA material - with the studio names, URL's and watermarks -- yet I make sure none of that showed up.  Anyone who's had an account in any of the GLBTQ social sites where user-input is allowed knows the mods can be fickle.  One site I used to belong to (LifeOUT) was so capricious about bouncing users for no apparent reason that it seemed obvious the bitchy queen mods who were on a power trip must have been rejected by the back alley bum with the big dick in that Midwest b… Ler mais

Publicado por alode há 5 anos

ΣΑΓΑΤ et son monde de culture francosexuelle

François Sagat est un pitre sexuel ou le cadeau gay de la France au monde. Quoi qu'il en soit, François est magnifiquement talentueux et un homme magnifique. Un produit de la culture française - ou la fabrication de la culture française? Il est étrange que la culture française ne se traduise pas et ne s'intègre pas aussi bien dans la société américaine que dans celle de son homologue canadien. Il est évident que l’histoire y a une influence majeure, mais la culture américaine est concoctée avec prétention, alors que la cultur… Ler mais

Publicado por alode há 5 anos 2

Måns-sters and Heroes

Swedish meat and balls.  There's something about rugged Northern types that isn't found in the sunbodies of warmer climates.  The skin and overt sex appeal isn't quite as on display -- those goose-down parkas and Kodiaks aren't going to have the lustpuppies dropping their skivvies and grabbing a bottle of poppers.  But once in a while, the northern boys have their moments and strip off or at least leave no question of how they keep the bedrooms steamy hot.    One… Ler mais

Publicado por alode há 5 anos

What I'm listening to now.....

Old school, Trance, Chillout, House, World, European Pop and Cheese, Classic Rock, Disco, Classical and a bunch of weird shit you either get or you don't. 02 FEB 2019 ◦ Todd Rundgren - 'Utopia' (1974)  ---  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO0aqSBTVJk ◦ Peter White - 'Endless Journey'  ---  www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrkGoz-xE0Q ◦ Boney James - 'Butter'  ---  https://www.youtube.com/Ler mais

Publicado por alode há 5 anos 1

The Average Penis Size by State

" Let’s take a minute to talk about the penis. Here at Bespoke Surgical, we often talk about assholes, anal, and all things bottom (especially bottoming), but right now, we are going to focus on the other delightful part that’s just a few inches away. To us, there’s no such thing as a bad penis. You can be cut or uncut, have a slant or a curve, be a grower or a shower, be big or small, or even a little of everything in between, there’s one thing we can all agree on – every man should be proud of his penis.   However, the question of size is something that comes up frequently with women a… Ler mais

Publicado por alode há 5 anos 4

Bathhouse Rules : Some fun words of wisdom to play

They’re not really ‘rules’, but they’re fun… Keep these handy and hilarious tips in mind next time you’re at the tubs.                                                                     . . - . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - . .&nb… Ler mais

Publicado por alode há 5 anos 5